Mi Familia!!! Como Estan? I miss you guys a lot and hope that your all doing well!!! The MTC is treating me well as when it come to classes and learning! The food is really not that great and I try not top eat a whole lot of it haha!!!! I hope that you guys all got my letters that I sent!! Those took quite some timee!! Estoy MUY animado to get the heck out of here and get to argentina!! Alright now for some STORY time!! So we will start with the first floor kids!! They only speak spanish they are all from ecuador and those guys know how to party oh my gosh they go insane!!! And here's the crazy part, they deal a certain type of food out to those who promise to eat it!!!!!!The ghost pepper!!! HOLY MOTHER They brought 5 up to our floor and in spanish said "whoever eats these will throw up, if you don't throw up we will have respect for you!!" nobody would do it at all until I showed up haha!! I walked up and they said "here's the least spicy one!" I asked for the hottest one everyone was like "he wont do it no balls" " that kid wont do it" I ate it and held it down as best as I could!! It hurt soooo bad I was dying it was the hottest thing it was literally pure acid i'm pretty positive!! It destroyed me sooo bad!!!!! Oh my lanta my poop in the morning was magma from the center of the earth along, with the farts from hell.... but I have the respect of some kids from Ecuador so who cares worth it!!!
Next story the TIE DRAFT!!! every Friday night we all get our ugliest tie and put it in a bucket and then we all pick out a tie from it and have to wear it on Sunday!!!! There is a single tie in there that is the most gross tie ever because this fat kid wiped his mouth with it the whole week... and guess who got it.. I did and i was so excited everyone went nuts haha it was amazing!!! Well there is story time for the day!!
I miss you gusy but hope you are wall doing well at home austin im glad you got a cow... kiss her.. Kaylee text that boy, aiden land that tail whip or ill come back there and pick you up by your nipples, mom and dad see that these things come to pass!!!!
Love you guys a ton and hope your having a good day!!
here's a video of me getting that amazing tie!! a picture of me right after eating the ghost pepper!!, Me and my branch president the coolest president on this planet earth! and me in front of the temple with the weirdest kid you'll ever meet elder nyman you gotta love him!! anyways love you guys ton see you in a week!!
To everyone!!:
In other news
1. You can declare your gender in the olympics now, (I could just say im a girl) no event will ever be the same no women will ever win!
2. If you have any violence charges on your personal record you cant own a gun anymore!
3. I have lost weight
4. AAAAND we got our investigator here to be baptized so yeee pretty sweeeetttt!!!
Email Elder Jones: jones.andrew@myldsmail.net
Email Elder Jones: jones.andrew@myldsmail.net
